Love, Love, Love your humorous sayings - especially the 'Quilter's Brain' - wow - couldn't have been said better!!
Those are so cute! I love the section of the brain that says, "I'll keep that scrap, I might need it for something one day." Last weekend my sister was helping me clean my sewing room and she started throwing away all the scraps! I told her that those were definitely NOT trash and to throw them in the scrap bin. She said, "but these are so tiny!". My eight-year old daughter interjected and said, "You can only throw away things that are this size or smaller" and held up a tiny piece of thread...there was a moment of silence while we all pondered her remark and then we broke out in hysterical laughter:).